Barney Miller (TV Series)

Evacuation (1976)

Denise Miller: Jilly Papalardo

Quotes 

• Jilly Papalardo : You know, there are some woman, men can't never get out of their system

  Det. Phil Fish : Maybe someday, they'll find a laxative.

• Capt. Barney Miller : Wait a minute ! Wait a minute ! Wait a minute ! What killed Fred ?

  Det. Phil Fish : Coroner said natural causes, you know, aggravation. Sit down !

  Jilly Papalardo : I'm not going back to Children's Center !

  Det. Phil Fish : Take it easy.

  Jilly Papalardo : I hate it ! I don't want to live where you get pushed around and the food stinks !

  Det. Phil Fish : If I can take it, you can take it !

• Det. Ron Harris : Uh, Barney, I checked with the children's center. She does have priors

  Capt. Barney Miller : On probation, huh ?

  Det. Ron Harris : She's a ward of the court. She lives in what they call a group home

  Capt. Barney Miller : Fish. Her parents dead ?

  Det. Phil Fish : Her father is in Elmira

  Det. Ron Harris : Yeah, five to life. The last time her mother was heard from, she was living in San Diego going steady with an aircraft carrier

  Capt. Barney Miller : Who runs the home ?

  Det. Ron Harris : House Parents. You know, the city pays adults to live in with the kids

  Det. Phil Fish : Some people will do anything for money

  Capt. Barney Miller : Ah, see if you can get anybody on the phone

  Det. Ron Harris : I tried Barney, there's no answer

  Capt. Barney Miller : All right, keep trying. Fish, you take the kid and check the place out

  Det. Phil Fish : Yeah. Okay, kid we're gonna take a ride

  Jilly Papalardo : Where are we going ?

  Det. Phil Fish : Your house

  Jilly Papalardo : What for ? Your not going to like it.

  Det. Phil Fish : Don't worry about it. I don't like much anyway