- John Steed: A pink and purple pass?
- Tara King: Hm. Valid from exactly eleven thirty today, for one whole week. I'm on holiday.
- John Steed: You didn't tell me.
- Tara King: I thought you might use your influence to, eh, stop it's issue.
- John Steed: Now would I do a thing like that?
- Tara King: Of course.
- John Steed: How'd he die?
- Clarke: I alphabetical order he was clubbed, poisoned, shot, spiked, stabbed, strangled and suffocated. And his eardrumbs are damaged.
- John Steed: [takes a look at the body] His neck's broken as well.
- Ralph Bleech: Well, for a friend of the family you're very inquisitive.
- Lady Diana Forbes-Blakeney: No, I just hate mysteries.
- John Steed: He disappeared very efficiently.
- Lady Diana Forbes-Blakeney: Yes. You know, I've got a funny feeling we've been misled.
- John Steed: Funny you should say that.
- John Steed: How did you get in?
- Lady Diana Forbes-Blakeney: Agents manual section three paragraph four: always go in through a skylight.