- [Steed misintreprets Cathy's actions when she pulls back the sheets on the bed in the room where they are imprisoned]
- John Steed: This is neither the time, nor the place.
- Getz: Mr. Steed, the basic premise of blackmail is that the person you're trying to blackmail has committed a criminal act. Now, the only person you're in a position to blackmail is Miller. And as he has no money, that would be unrewarding.
- John Steed: Go on, you fascinate me.
- Gregory: It's the power that excites me, sir. I want to be rude and ill-mannered and order people about.
- John Steed: [about Cathy's bird photography] Is this all?
- Catherine Gale: Yes.
- John Steed: But you've been away a fortnight, I mean, three birds to show for it?
- Catherine Gale: They don't stand still and pose for you, Steed.
- John Steed: They do for me...
- Getz: You don't know very much about the Litoff Organisation, now do you?
- John Steed: No, noone does, that's what's so intriguing.
- Catherine Gale: What's this?
- John Steed: Milk.
- Catherine Gale: Why?
- John Steed: We're going to a wine tasting.
- Catherine Gale: We are?
- John Steed: Pretty good base. Keeps your pallet perceptive, and stopes you getting sloshed.
- Gregory: Of course, I don't have the benefit of the education as my two colleagues have, but then, I have a higher I.Q. then either of them.