- Barry: I got engaged once. Oh, I think I still am, in fact.
- Wayne: Well, don't you know?
- Barry: Well, we never broke it off officially, like. And she's still got the ring.
- Wayne: Do you still see her?
- Barry: No.
- Wayne: Do you write?
- Barry: No.
- Wayne: Does she write to you?
- Barry: No.
- Wayne: Do you care?
- Barry: No, I don't like her very much.
- Wayne: Why'd you get friggin' engaged, then?
- Barry: Forgot. Oh, I think it was 'cos her dad had a spare season ticket for the Wolverhampton Wanderers.
- Wayne: [sarcastic] Oh, well, obviously. I mean, that could make a young lad's heart sing, couldn't it?
- Barry Taylor: Um, Am I .. am I really a, a radish, Wayne?
- Wayne Norris: Oh, don't have an identity crisis, not on me day off, time's slipping by.
- Barry Taylor: Well if I'm in your way I'll just, you know... .
- Wayne Norris: No I said I'd fix us up didn't I?
- Barry Taylor: Aye.
- Wayne Norris: Now just bide your time, no need to panic. All you gotta realize is, there's thousands of 'em out there. I mean, birds are like the Chinese army, once you've jumped a few you think that's it for a while, then there's a whole new battalion come over the hill.
- Barry Taylor: I only want one.
- Wayne Norris: Yeah, well that's where you and me differ, son, I want the lot.