- Lionel: [discussing guest lists for the wedding] Where's your list?
- Jean: It's in here.
- Lionel: How many people on that?
- Jean: Seventy-eight.
- Lionel: *Seventy-eight*?
- Jean: Well, it'll come down a bit.
- Lionel: Oh, really?
- Jean: Yes, well... You must be very careful not to leave people out, they can get very hurt.
- Lionel: Who *are* all these people? I mean, who, who for instance is...
- Lionel, Jean: ...Stanley Gilchrist.
- Jean: Well, he's my chiropodist. A sweet man and he hasn't had an easy life.
- Lionel: Oh, if that's the criterion that list's going to get bigger not shorter.
- [first lines]
- [they are trying on hats]
- Judith: Is this the right way round?
- Sandy: Hard to tell really. Try it on back to front.
- Judith: Oh, I look like Napoleon.
- Sandy: Oh, now look. This is it. This is me. Front cover of the Tattler stuff this is.
- Judith: I can't see your face properly. Put your head back.
- [Sandy throws her head back and the hat falls off]
- Sandy: [to the saleslady] Sorry, sorry.
- [last lines]
- Lionel: when you said 'I do', did you mean it?
- Jean: Yes. Did you?
- Lionel: I suppose I meant I do but with reservations.
- Jean: We don't have to say it at all in the registrar's office. We make a kind of statement.
- Lionel: Don't have the same ring as 'I do', does it?
- Jean: No. Still.
- Lionel: Still... Good night.
- [he kisses her]
- Jean: Good night.
- [they turn out the lights]
- Jean: Lionel?
- Lionel: Yes?
- Jean: I do.
- Lionel: I do too.
- [they chuckle]