- The Literal Doctor: I'm sorry, but I'm afraid there's nothing more that I can do.
- [everyone gasps]
- Michael: Let him keep talking.
- The Literal Doctor: Because Dr. Stein has been assigned to your case.
- Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, the FBI finds footage more troubling than they'd originally thought.
- FBI Guy #1: It appears there was something else on the videotape. We think it's a terrorist training film.
- [He plays the tape and shows George-Michael acting out the lightsaber duel from "Star Wars"]
- FBI Guy #2: This kid's got moves.
- Tobias Fünke: Time for me to take off my receptionist skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince Of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
- Michael: What?
- Michael: [GOB rides up on his segway with an ancient Chinese sword] You look like you're fighting dragons. From the future.
- Narrator: GOB was at Ancient Chinese Secret that very moment.
- Gob: I'm looking for something to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick want slow! Wait, that's Indian...
- Chinese Shop Owner: Tea for dong!
- Gob: What is this?
- Chinese Shop Owner: It's the sword of destiny. Very powerful. Comes with back story.
- Gob: Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea.
- Tony Wonder: So, I want you guys to be on Use Your Illusion. Only now it's Allusion with an A. So if you guys want to put an allusion in there somewhere like, you know, Poe or something or--Don't do Poe, 'cause I'm doing Poe.
- Buster: What about Chaucer?
- Tony Wonder: Just not Poe, okay?