Arrested Development (TV Series)
Sword of Destiny (2005)
Ron Howard: Narrator
Quotes
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Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, the FBI finds footage more troubling than they'd originally thought.
FBI Guy #1 : It appears there was something else on the videotape. We think it's a terrorist training film.
[He plays the tape and shows George-Michael acting out the lightsaber duel from "Star Wars"]
FBI Guy #2 : This kid's got moves.
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Narrator : Michael was upset to learn that a housing order his family was counting on was cut back.
Michael : [on the phone] But that does not give us enough capital to complete the job! We even had the blueprints drawn up and everything!
Narrator : Well... that part was not true, but they would have!
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Narrator : GOB was at Ancient Chinese Secret that very moment.
Gob : I'm looking for something to give my dingle less tingle. Me quick want slow! Wait, that's Indian...
Chinese Shop Owner : Tea for dong!
Gob : What is this?
Chinese Shop Owner : It's the sword of destiny. Very powerful. Comes with back story.
Gob : Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea.
