Arrested Development (TV Series)

The Immaculate Election (2005)

Ron Howard: Narrator

Quotes 

• Michael Bluth : [GOB is being escorted out of the office]  You guys didn't have to do this...

  Narrator : The guard had recently lost half his tie to "Office Magic".

• Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father.

  Steve Holt : I've been wondering my whole life who he is-a scientist? A doctor? A senator?

  Gary : Well, I've got some bad news.

  [He hands over a picture of Gob] 

  Steve Holt : Wow. Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?

• Narrator : As Lupe was feeling sorry for Buster's loss of a hand, Lindsay was feeling sorry for her loss of Lupe.

• Lucille Bluth : [after dropping some food]  Where's my maid? ROBOT!

  Narrator : But the robot had other plans.

  Byron "Buster" Bluth : [Lucille walks into Buster's room to find him sleeping with the robot vacuum cleaner]  What do you expect, Mother? I'm half machine! I'M A MONSTER!

• Gob : [watching footage of George Michael's "Star Wars Kid"]  This has got to be the lamest thing ever put on tape.

  Narrator : Not true. Buster had once filmed himself re-creating scenes from his then favorite film Chicago. He also liked Star Wars.

• Narrator : On the next Arrested Development, Lucille finds a housekeeper she wont lose her son to.

  Lucille Bluth : Yoo hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way!

  Tobias Fünke : [as Mrs. Featherbottom, he and Buster are both crying]  You should always keep from crying...

• Michael Bluth : I asked you to clean the house and you only did it once.

  Lindsay Funke : You didn't even thank me for doing it.

  Narrator : She didn't even do it that time but instead intercepted her mother's housekeeper Lupe.

  Lindsay Funke : Yoo hoo! I'll take you the rest of the way!

  Lupe : [holds up a pair of underwear]  Almost done. Yours? Or Meesters?

  Lindsay Funke : Meesters.

  Narrator : Lupe never accepted a ride from her again.