Arrested Development (TV Series)

Switch Hitter (2005)

Ron Howard: Narrator

Quotes 

• George Michael Bluth : I just came to talk to you about the softball game. We need some girls on the team.

  Michael : It's a league requirement.

  Narrator : One that was difficult to keep, given GOB's behavior in the third inning of last year's game.

  [GOB is running behind one of the female players, slapping her on the behind] 

  Narrator : And in the fifth.

  [One of the female players falls down and GOB lays on top of her] 

  Narrator : Oh, and before the game.

  [GOB pours water over the female players] 

  Michael : We lost our entire outfield and a couple of court cases.

• Michael : Did that oven vent hit you? Your foot is bleeding.

  Lindsay Funke : [under the influence of Teamocil]  Oh my god, my foot is bleeding!

  Narrator : Teamocil may cause numbness of the extremities.

  Michael : Don't forget, we need you on the softball team tomorrow.

  Lindsay Funke : Of course, why do you think I'm taking Teamocil?

  Michael : To curb your sex drive.

  Lindsay Funke : Oh yeah. What team are you talking about?

  Narrator : It may also cause short-term memory loss.