Arrested Development (TV Series)

Pilot (2003)

Ron Howard: Narrator

Quotes 

• [we've been introduced to the rest of the Bluth family] 

  Narrator : So, why is Michael so happy? Because he's decided to never speak to these people again.

• Narrator : On the next "Arrested Development", Michael finds it difficult to get his father out of prison.

  Michael : You LOVE IT here?

  George Sr. : I'm having the time of my life! Hey, T-Bone.

  [high-fives another prisoner] 

• Narrator : Michael had not spoken to his father since the arrest. So he decided to give his father the courtesy of a formal resignation.

  Michael : I quit.

  George Sr. : Probably a good career move.

• Narrator : Then, Tobias, mistaking a group of garishly-clad men for pirates, boarded a van filled with homosexuals.

• [first lines] 

  Narrator : This is Michael Bluth. For ten years, he's worked for his father's company waiting to be made a partner. And right now, he's happy.