Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

Take-Over (1977)

Mollie Sugden: Mrs. Slocombe

Quotes 

• [In the canteen, everyone is reading the want ads, afraid that they're all about to get fired and concerned that they can't find suitable positions elsewhere] 

  Miss Shirley Brahms : What we really want is one of them millionaires who's looking for a young girl Friday.

  Mr. Dick Lucas : Yeah. Or in Mrs. Slocombe's case, an old girl Saturday.

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : [Annoyed]  Of course, there is one vacancy that requires to be filled: between Mr. Lucas's ears.

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Never mind, Mrs. Slocombe. You can always fall back on your hobby.

  Mrs. Betty Slocombe : Mr. Humphries, to what are you inferring?

  Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries : Well, you can open a pet shop.

  Mr. Dick Lucas : Yeah! You can have a flashing light outside, saying: "If your pussy's in the mood / Have it clipped and then shampooed."