Are You Afraid of the Dark? (TV Series)
The Tale of the Chameleons (1996)
Tamera Mowry-Housley: Evil Chameleon
Quotes
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Sharon : You're not Janice!
[Evil Chameleon smiles sinisterly]
Sharon : Who are you?
Evil Chameleon : [sarcastically] It's me. I'm Janice. Don't you recognize me?
[reveals herself as the Evil Chameleon]
Sharon : You're the chameleon!
Evil Chameleon : There is nothing you can do. There are thousands of us out here. More of us are changing everyday.
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Evil Chameleon : [Addressing fellow chameleons as she heads back to the well late at night] Oh, I'm sorry I had to do that. But I knew you would find the bucket.
[Then she notices the real Janice who was transformed back into the chameleon's body]
Evil Chameleon : Oh, I see we left our little friend down there. I hope she knows how to swim.
[laughs maniacally]
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Mr. Robinson : Sorry, I couldn't wait.
Sharon : Did you show your mom the rash?
Mrs. Robinson : What rash?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Oh, I thought I had something but it's gone now.
Mrs. Robinson : Well, keep an eye on it.
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Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] You know, Mom. I think you were right.
Mrs. Robinson : About what?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Well, dying my hair blue is dumb and I don't thnk I'm ready to wear a dress like that. It's a little too old for me.
Mrs. Robinson : Great! Why the change of heart?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Well, I decided it wasn't worth fighting over something so dumb.
Sharon : Are you feeling okay?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Sure. I'll call the dress shop right now and have them take it off hold.
Mr. Robinson : [to Mrs. Robinson] See? I told you it was just a phase.
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson to Mr. and Mrs. Robinson] You know, you should really get going. You know how crazy it gets at the flower depot. We'll clean up.
Evil Chameleon : [On the phone] Hello? This is Janice Robinson. I'd like to place an order. Yes, I'll hold.
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Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Will you help me?
Sharon : Sure. What's going on?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Nothing. I did what you said. I got some sleep and everything just felt like it was a bad dream but that's all changed now.
Sharon : [to "Janice" who is really the Evil Chameleon as she was trying to kill the real Janice who was transformed into a chameleon with a frying pan] What are you doing?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Uh, I saw a mouse. I hate mice. Oh, um, Dad has a box of traps. I think we should put them around the house.
Sharon : Jan, are you sure we should do this?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson when the doorbell rings] I'll get it!
[Goes to answer the door and gives the delivery man a dollar tip, taking the box from him]
Evil Chameleon : Thank you.
Delivery Man : You're welcome.
Sharon : You bought the dress after all, didn't you?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] No, I didn't! Oh and don't forget to put a trap in the kitchen.
Sharon : Then what is it?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Nothing!
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Evil Chameleon : Sharon? Sharon, are you up there?
[switches back to guise of Janice when Mr. and Mrs. Robinson enter]
Mr. Robinson : Hi!
Mrs. Robinson : Hi!
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Hi! That was quick.
Mr. Robinson : Are you kidding? We bought out the whole store.
Mrs. Robinson : And we bought something for you too.
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] You did? What is it?
Mrs. Robinson : Well, it's sort of an apology. We were both wrong and I know it's not the dress you wanted but I hope you like it anyway.
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Oh, it's beautiful! Oh, thank you, Mom. I like it better than the other one.
[to Sharon as she comes downstairs]
Evil Chameleon : What were you doing?
Sharon : I went to get my hairbrush
Mr. Robinson : [to Evil Chameleon in the guise of "Janice"] Why don't you go try on the dress? We're gonna make some health drinks.
[to Sharon and Mrs. Robinson]
Mr. Robinson : Come on, ladies.
Sharon : Mrs. Robinson, don't you think Janice has been acting a little...
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson, wearing the new dress] Ta-da!
Mr. Robinson : Wow! You look fantastic!
Mrs. Robinson : It's perfect!
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] What do you think, Sharon? Is it me?
Sharon : Yeah.
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Sharon : [to the Evil Chameleon when she rescues the real Janice who was transformed into a chameleon from the garbage disposal] You change her back now!
Evil Chameleon : [Threatens Sharon with a hatchet and comes closer to her] Bite you once, bite you twice, a little water, pay the price! She won't bite me again!
[Switches back to Janice and hides the hatchet when Mr. Robinson enters]
Mr. Robinson : Oh, come on, Jan, we need your opinion.
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] I'll be right out, Dad.
Evil Chameleon : [to Sharon when Mr. Robinson calls for Janice] Go ahead and tell them. They'll think you're crazy.
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Evil Chameleon : [as she discovers Sharon about to dump the chameleons down the well and chases her away] Stop! I won't let you hurt my family!
Sharon : You're gonna get caught!
Evil Chameleon : You think so? I think people are so dumb they won't find out until it's too late, Don't fight it, Sharon. Just put your hand in there and get it over with.
[One of the chameleons bites her]
Evil Chameleon : Ouch!
Sharon : Bites you once, bites you twice. You should have counted your family and a guest.
Janice Robinson : [When she turns back to herself] Quick grab the hose!
Sharon : Now add water!
Evil Chameleon : No!
[Then, she and Janice spin around in circles]
Janice Robinson : It's me, Sharon!
Evil Chameleon : No, it's me!
Janice Robinson : I'm your best friend!
Evil Chameleon : I'm the one who knows your parents, Bob and Carol.
Janice Robinson : That's right and they're in Hawaii.
Sharon : Janice, I don't know which one is you.
Janice Robinson : Don't spray me! I might turn back into the chameleon.
Evil Chameleon : [Pretending to be Janice Robinson] Wait! I can prove that I'm the real Janice.
[Grabs the box and runs to the well]
Evil Chameleon : Only the real Janice would do this.
[Dumps the chameleons into the well]
Janice Robinson : No, it's a trick!
Evil Chameleon : [Pretending to be Janice Robinson] It's really me, Sharon.
Sharon : A little water, pay the price.
[Mistakenly sprays the REAL Janice, who changes back to a chameleon]
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson, when Sharon sprays the wrong "chameleon"] Kill it!
Sharon : [after she throws the wrong chameleon down the well] It's really you, isn't it?
Evil Chameleon : [In the guise of Janice Robinson] Yes! And can you please get me out of this creepy dress?
Sharon : Welcome back, Jan!
[They hug and leave the well]
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Janice Robinson : [to herself as she is about to brush her teeth] Don't be an idiot.
[then she notices the shower running]
Evil Chameleon : I think I'm going to enjoy your life! Oh, I think I'm learning very fast!
Janice Robinson : [as the Evil Chameleon pushes her into the shower which turns her into a chameleon and laughs maniacally] No!
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Evil Chameleon : [to Janice after biting her a second time] Well, it's almost over. But then again, it's really just beginning.
Janice Robinson : What?