- M.C. Pee Pants: Look my shniggies, I had a strizoke in my brizain, okay, you know what I'm sayin'? So I can't move all good.
- Carl: [in the middle of "washing" a car] You... you think we should take another pass at this? Cause I'm still seeing some paint here, and it's startin' to MOCK me!
- Carl: By the way, you wouldn't happen to know who's been playin "I Want Candy" for a frickin' *week*?
- Frylock: It was your other neighbors.
- Master Shake: Meatwad.
- Carl: Ohh, it doesn't matter now, because now it won't go away, unless I blow it out ?
- [shouts]
- Carl: with a bullet!
- Master Shake: I should not walk, so that a child may live.
- Frylock: [merely stares]
- Master Shake: That's what it does!
- Frylock: GET UP!
- Carl: [Referring to the loation on M.C. Pee Pants] 612 Wharf Avenue! That's the old warehouse down there by Melon Shakers... I mean... the... Gentleman's Club...
- M.C. Pee Pants: [is dead and has just arrived in Hell] HEY! Any of you guys into rapping?
- Satan: Listen up, Scab! Down here we only listen to Speed Metal!
- M.C. Pee Pants: Well, alright. That's cool man.
- Satan: [sets M. C. Pee Pants on fire] No, it is not!
- Frylock: You're all the things that are in this ad: you're energetic, hard-working, you like people...
- M.C. Pee Pants: No, I love the liquid *inside* people. How many times I gotta tell you this, man? I'm insane! I eat people-juice. No one's gonna hire a people-juice eater!
- Frylock: There are different kinds of music in the world, Meatwad.
- [hands Meatwad a collection of classical music CDs]
- Frylock: How about getting down with some REAL gangsters... from the fifteenth century?
- Meatwad: Bach-t? Beet-oven? I dunno. Are these guys down with the Pee-Pants?
- Frylock: Well, Meatwad. They wore pantaloons back in those days.
- Meatwad: Shoot, boy. You'd get killed wearing that in my hood.
- Frylock: Well I think you'll find these guys are pretty darn dope, if you know what I mean.
- Meatwad: [concerning the fate of M.C. Peepants] Well, wherever he is...
- Master Shake: He's in Hell!
- Meatwad: Well, wherever THAT is...
- Master Shake: It's a fiery pit of unpleasantness in the center of the Earth...
- Meatwad: OK! Well wherever THAT is, and do not say anything...
- Shake: [singing, playing guitar while Meatwad plays MC Pee Pants in the background] You make me feel... emotional... Meatwad, turn that down!
- [Meatwad's music stops]
- Shake: Kissin' you...
- [Meatwad's music resumes]
- Shake: Dammit! That's it! I'm coming back there...
- Frylock: Shake, put that down.
- Shake: Look, I am out there trying to write new material...
- Frylock: Shake, you don't even have old material.
- Shake: [breaks guitar] Now who has the material? Nobody! Because HE just made me do this!