Aqua Teen Hunger Force (TV Series)

Broodwich (2003)

Carey Means: Frylock

Quotes 

• Master Shake : [Meatwad flashes back from the Broodwich realm]  Hey! How'd you like Mr. Sticks? He was a real treat wasn't he?

  Meatwad : Yeah Jerry says you guys had a little run in, but he's a decent guy once you get to know him.

  Master Shake : *Bullcrap!* I know that guy was all over you with his axe!

  Meatwad : Nah, that don't sound like Jerry. Now the Jerry I know took me to Merry Christmas.

  Meatwad : [pause]  Which is a strip club! Merry Triple-X-mas... you see what I'm sayin'? You see what I'm sayin'?

  Master Shake : Gimme that sandwich!

  [gobbles the Broodwich and disappears] 

  Frylock : Wow, so you're saying it was fun?

  Meatwad : Hell no! That sumbitch had an axe!

• Frylock : [after Shake has dug up half the yard]  I told you, fourteen inches!

  Master Shake : You tell me a lot of things, but that doesn't mean I have to listen.

• Frylock : I read a very disturbing article about this sandwich. In...

  [falters] 

  Frylock : ... the Bible.

  The Voice : No. You probably saw a piece in Vogue.

  Frylock : I doubt it. I don't... I don't read that.

  The Voice : Heidi Klum was on the cover. You know, the "Broodwich" issue!

  Frylock : [sighs]  ... Okay, yes. It was Vogue.

  Master Shake : [chuckling]  You read all this in VOGUE?

  The Voice : Our PR department is awesome!

  Master Shake : That's a GIRL magazine! I hope you were at the dentist, Frylock!

  Frylock : It just comes to the house! I don't...

  Master Shake : [laughing]  Of course it comes!

  [screaming] 

  Master Shake : WHEN YOU ORDER IT, YOU BIG FAT LADY!

• Master Shake : Who are you?... What is this?

  The Voice : It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

  Frylock : [long pause]  See... told ya.

  Master Shake : I tasted mustard.

  The Voice : Yeah... DIJON mustard!

• Frylock : That's... the Broodwich!

  Meatwad : The boob witch?

  Frylock : No no, Meatwad, the Broodwich, the Broodwich!

  Meatwad : Wait... wait, say what?

  Frylock : Broodwich!

  Meatwad : The Blair Witch is here?

  Frylock : No no, the Broodwich!

  Master Shake : I'll tell you what it is, friends... it's shut up and let me eat it.

• Frylock : Shake, get rid of the damn sandwich. If you keep it here, you're gonna eat it, then you're gonna die.

  Master Shake : No I won't. I don't need a stupid sandwich. I don't need a sandwich... I need this ladder. Excuse me please.

  [climbs up ladder to sandwich] 

  Master Shake : I'm not gonna eat the whole thing.

  [teleports to some guy with an axe] 

  Master Shake : See?

  [the guy starts to swing his axe] 

  Master Shake : Oh God!

  [teleports back home] 

  Master Shake : Okay, look. This is irritating.

• Frylock : Oh my god, that's no ordinary sandwich Shake!

  Master Shake : Oh my god, oh my... do you ever have anything good to say, it's a free sandwich!

  Frylock : it's not a sandwich at all Shake... it's the Broodwich.