- Ernie Barker: Well, gets under my skin, always spouting off. Poetry, reading books.
- Sully Martin: Oh, you're just jealous because you can't read.
- Sully Martin: Here, what's going on? What are you two fighting about?
- Ernie Barker: Fighting? You gotta be mad to fight. I ain't mad at nobody.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Oh, well, what's the idea of jumping on me?
- Hardy Peel: That fella, Jeff Warren, he knows where there's a lot of gold buried.
- Ernie Barker: Oh, that. He's been yammering on about that ever since he's been here. It's just a pipe dream.
- Hardy Peel: Pipe dream, my eye! He's got proof, I've seen it!
- Sully Martin: Proof? Then maybe we oughta have a little talk with him.
- Jeff Warren: One more word and we'll have all those Spanish words translated into English.
- Prudy Warren: Please, Daddy, not so loud. Somebody might hear you.
- Jeff Warren: There, that does it! Now, listen, gold ingots, that's bars, packed in boxes marked for identification. Just imagine! Bars of gold!
- Prudy Warren: Please, Daddy!
- Jeff Warren: We'll be rich, honey RICH! RICH! No more saving and scraping, afraid to spend a cent, afraid of losing my job.
- Prudy Warren: Please, Daddy, we mustn't even talk about it!
- Prudy Warren: It's got some writing on it, Daddy.
- Jeff Warren: Yes, just a few sentences in Spanish. I don't read Spanish. Wait a minute. There's one word here I do know. Oro.
- Prudy Warren: What does oro mean, Daddy?
- Jeff Warren: Oro means GOLD!
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Now all the cases are closed. And filed.
- [in the wastepaper bin]
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Ah, no robberies, or shootings to investigate. Just peace! Beautiful peace!
- Annie Oakley: Don't say that.
- Tagg Oakley: Yeah. Remember what happened last time you did?
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: You two are just superstitious! It won't happen again.
- [Shots erupt]
- Townsman: [as the bookkeeper] Are you sure he came into town?
- Annie Oakley: Straight as the crow flies.
- [During this exchange, Hardy is changing his shirt in the stable, revealing a well-toned, muscled hairy chest and torso]
- Jeff Warren: Look what it says here. In1528 an Indian called Taeho told the Governor of Mexico that he had traded feathers and ornaments with the Indians to the North for silver and gold. That means there was gold here and the Indians here were mining it!
- Annie Oakley: That looks like a dinosaur's head.
- Prudy Warren: What's a dinosaur?
- Annie Oakley: Well, it's a sort of huge lizard, honey. Dino means terrible and saur means lizard. Terrible lizard. And that's just what they were. Some of them were 80 feet long with a snake-like head, and they lived millions of years ago.
- Tagg Oakley: Annie, have you got a map of my Indian dig any place?
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Your what?
- Tagg Oakley: My dig. That's what archaeologists call the place where they're hunting for buried cities or treasures.