Annie Oakley (TV Series)

Santa Claus Wears a Gun (1956)

Stanley Andrews: Snowy Kringle

Quotes 

• Tagg Oakley : Are you really the world's greatest sharpshooter? With that old muzzle gun?

  Snowy Kringle : You want to see how old Betsy works.

  Snowy Kringle : Sure.

  Snowy Kringle : You just run down the road apiece, blow up this toy balloon and set her adrift.

  [And in spite of the strong wind, Kringle makes the perfect shot] 

• Snowy Kringle : Get your clothes on and pack your bag, Santa Claus. You're gonna take a slide down a chimney tonight right into a cell in the Diablo Jail.

• Snowy Kringle : How do you get out of here?

  Jackson : [the telegraph man]  You can't, there's bars on all the windows.

  Snowy Kringle : And Snowy Kringle's out there blowing the safe.

  Jackson : You think it was him?

  Snowy Kringle : Didn't you notice his boots?

  Jackson : No, but I noticed his gun and it ain't no cock and ball gun.

  Snowy Kringle : Aw, you don't think he's stupid enough to use his own gun.

• Snowy Kringle : There's a lot of nice people in this town, Major. I got only one complaint. This Diablo dust kinda gets in a man's eye.