- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Everyone west of the Mississippi is bound to have read the Colonel's ad by now.
- Annie Oakley: Hey, Lofty, those road agents must have read that ad, too.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Yeah, they can probably read.
- Stagecoach Driver: Where's the Dude?
- Annie Oakley: He went over to Grangers.' I found this gun over there.
- Stagecoach Driver: It used to belong to this hombre until the Dude snatched it and took after the others. He sure tried even if he didn't catch nothing.
- Annie Oakley: I wonder why he could forget a gun.
- Stagecoach Driver: Probably didn't now anything about shooting irons.
- Colonel Granger: But when the Army calls a man back to active duty, there's not much time for ranching.
- Tagg Oakley: That's nice, Colonel, I wish you didn't have to leave Diablo.
- Colonel Granger: You mean you wish Penny didn't have to.
- Tagg Oakley: Aw, Colonel.
- Link: Earl, I know how it is on a man's first job. He gets nervous about it. It'll pass. Just remember, you're broke. And you're gonna be cut in on $20,000.
- Earl Wallace: I'm not likely to forget. So long.
- Tagg Oakley: You know, I just thinking about Miss Penny. She doesn't want to leave that ranch. And, well, if she got married, she wouldn't have to.
- Earl Wallace: No, she couldn't.
- Tagg Oakley: I'd marry her myself if I was old enough. About as old... about as old as you are
- Earl Wallace: She'd make any man a wonderful wife, Tagg. If you were worthy of her.
- Link: With Annie Oakley up there, there's no point making a run for it. She'll pick us off like shootin' ducks in a shootin' gallery.
- Annie Oakley: This is Mr Boyce, Lofty. He's from the Land Company.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Howdy. Well, this jasper's not gonna do us any good. He's out cold. Looks like he's gonna stay that way for a while too.
- Land Company Buyer: You better go after the others, Sherrif. They got more than twenty thousand from me.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: That seems to be a common complaint around here, Mister.