- Tagg Oakley: Hey, listen to this one: Hullabaloo Smith. Shot up a bank and stole $10,000.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: What do you mean by telling Tagg you had nothing more to hide. Hide what?
- Tagg Oakley: Annie's been making up love poems to ya. She didn't want me to tell you.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Ah.
- Annie Oakley: Wrong again. Both of you. I'm looking for a man with a greasy face, a droopy moustache, and scar under his right eye.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: You making up love poems to him?
- Annie Oakley: Now, get out of here. The three of you. I'm not giving you any chance for backtalk. RIDE! I SAID RIDE, YOU MISERABLE CRAWLING COWARDS!
- Annie Oakley: REWARD. $2,000. Wanted for murder. Dallas Carson. Uses stagey mannerisms and flowery speeches. Scar under right eye.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Hey! I need a posse!
- Henchman Bailey: Get rid of him. Let's get to the bank.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: The crooks are up in Paradise Canyon.
- Dallas Carson: Crooks?
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Yes, Dallas Carson and a few others. Deputising you to go with me.
- Dallas Carson: Certainly, sir, we'd be glad to go along with you. But may I request you take us over to the jail and swear us in with the Good Book. I was deputised once without it and got into a little trouble.
- Deputy Sheriff Lofty Craig: Yeah, yeah, that'll make it real.
- Annie Oakley: [Annie is reading from her book: "The World's Greatest Love Letters" while Tagg, unnoticed, hangs upsidedown from the outside of a window while eating an enormous round lollipop] Veiled as I am, behold what disorder you have plunged me. It is a woman's voice, Sire dares to utter what many yearn for in silence. -It's good, it's great. Let's see. Your words are my food, your breath my wine.
- Tagg Oakley: Wotcha doing?
- Annie Oakley: TAGG! Tag Oakley, get down from there this minute.
- Tagg Oakley: Your words are my food. Your breath my wine. What kind of tripe is that!
- Annie Oakley: You've been listening.
- Tagg Oakley: You were talking loudly enough. You making up poetry?
- Annie Oakley: Look at yer! Eating candy before lunch! How many times have I told you!
- Tagg Oakley: Wait 'til I tell Lofty what you're doing. Making love to him behind his back.
- Dallas Carson: I'd like to own one of those horses. Perhaps with my inimitable charm I could persuade the young ladies to give up the horses.
- Henchman Bailey: Who are you kidding?
- Dallas Carson: Or better yet I'll use the Treatment Number One. If I get rid of the riders, I won't even have to talk.
- Bart Thompson: Here's your blackmail money, Dallas.
- Dallas Carson: Bart Thompson. That's quite a fancy name you've chosen for yourself. And to think we might not have found you if Bailey hadn't seen you in town last week. And of course we shall never tell Miss Murdock now that you're a jailbird.
- Bart Thompson: That's very nice of you. That's all the money I have in the world, so don't come back for more.
- Bess Murdock: He was getting me a ring. Then suddenly, two days ago, he changed.
- Annie Oakley: Listen, let me tell you something. When a man suddenly faces marriage, he gets awful scared.