Angel (TV Series)

The Thin Dead Line (2001)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Cordelia Chase : What are you doing here?

  Angel : I heard about Wesley.

  Cordelia Chase : Well, that's great. Too bad it takes a gunshot wound to make you give a crap. Wesley doesn't need you right now. We don't need you. You walked away. Do us a favor and just stay away.

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : You couldn't stop him?

  Cordelia Chase : Hello! Gunn, stubborn, synonyms.

• Charles Gunn : [to Anne]  We were planning on changing it to the "Gunn Agency."

  Cordelia Chase , Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : No, we're not!

  Charles Gunn : As soon as these two narcissists come to their senses.

• Cordelia Chase : [to Wesley]  Hey, Gunn graduated with a major in Dumb Planning from Angel University. He sat at the feet of the master, and learned well, how to plan dumbly.

• [first lines] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : What I wouldn't give for a roving band of Prechian demons right now.

  [Cordelia and Gunn stare at Wesley] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Without the ritualistic slayings, of course.

  Cordelia Chase : Of course.

• Francine Sharp : Virginia said you specialize in umm... strange phenomenon.

  Cordelia Chase : The stranger the better, as far as we're concerned. Please, have a seat. Please, take a seat. Tell us what the problem is. Trust me, we specialize in strange. There's nothing we haven't see... There's an eye in the back of her head.

• Cordelia Chase : Looks like you could use some help.

  Anne Steele : All of my regular staff were too scared to come in tonight.

  Cordelia Chase : Where do you want me to start?

  Anne Steele : How are your laundry-folding skills?

  Cordelia Chase : I'm an actress. I can fake it.

• Cordelia Chase : She grew another eye in the back of her head.

  Anne Steele : Wow, that sounds... handy.

• Cordelia Chase : Maybe we can buy one of those star maps, find out where Steven Seagal lives. You telling me he got to be a movie star without a little demonic assistance?

• Telephone Operator : All circuits are busy. Please hang up and try again.

  Cordelia Chase : This is no time for circuits busy! Don't tell me circuits are busy. If the circuits are busy, get some new circuits now!

• Cordelia Chase : Nothing says "Aha, I'm on to you" like being on the receiving end of a vicious police beating.