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Quotes
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Allen Francis Doyle : Hey, you high school diploma is all burned.
Cordelia : Yeah, it was a rough ceremony.
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Cordelia : Your cousin called with one of those names from your part of England.
Allen Francis Doyle : My part of *England*?
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Allen Francis Doyle : [answering the phone] Angel investigations. We... hope you're helpless.
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Allen Francis Doyle : [the ghost is writing in blood on Cordelia's wall] Cordy, it says 'die'!
Cordelia : Hey, maybe it's not done. Maybe it's 'diet'. That's friendly. A little judgmental, sure.
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Cordelia : First thing, I hire someone to take out that wall.
Allen Francis Doyle : I thought you said it was perfect?
Cordelia : Yes. And part of it being perfect is there being one *tiny* flaw for me to fix.
Allen Francis Doyle : Ah, must be why you find me so fascinating.
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Allen Francis Doyle : If you ever wanna, you know, spend one night away from the place, maybe give me a call.
Cordelia : Well, stranger things have happened. No, wait... they really haven't.
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Allen Francis Doyle : Come on, you know I was crazy about her, and I was wearin' her down, too. But no, handsome, brooding, vampire guy has to swoop in, all sensitive mouth and overhangin' forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellas who don't turn evil when they get some?
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Allen Francis Doyle : It's all about money! What about friendship and family and all those things that are priceless like they say in that credit card commercial?
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Allen Francis Doyle : [trying to do a spell] Aww, man. Latin! One of those dead languages you always mean to learn.
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Allen Francis Doyle : The past... don't let go does she?
Angel : Hmm, she never does.
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Cordelia : I've had it with these cheap trash bags! They leak and break and end up costing us more!
[Drops bag in front of Doyle]
Allen Francis Doyle : I believe it.
Cordelia : Yeah, It was a great audition! I was all about things leaking. How could they not pick me?
Allen Francis Doyle : They don't know what they missed.
Cordelia : They gave it to a blonde that showed up in a skintight leather cat suit. She is supposed to be a housewife! She looked ridiculous. She looked like cat-woman taking out the cat-trash.
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Cordelia : [looking at her new place] Oh, my gosh. Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?
Allen Francis Doyle : [looking at her] No, never.
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Allen Francis Doyle : [about his life story] Quite a tale it is, too. Full of ribald adventures and beautiful damsels with loose morals...
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Allen Francis Doyle : [about Cordelia] She's really something, isn't she? It's like wrestlin' a tiger just to get to know her.
