Angel (TV Series)

Disharmony (2001)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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• [last lines] 

  Cordelia : AAGGHH! Oh! Oh, my God! These are gorgeous! You have, the most amazing taste! You have, like, a gay man's taste! And that's saying something! I love them so much! Thank you, thank you, thank you! You're the best! Mwah! I have to go try these on! La, la, la, la, la...! New clothes. I have new clothes! I have new clothes!

  Angel : [to Wesley]  I got her clothes.

  Cordelia : New clothes! I have new clothes! New clothes, new clothes!

• Cordelia : [addresses Angel with cold attachment]  Okay, you wanna know how I am? Tired, mostly. With "sweaty" running a close second. I'm also jazzed. Can't wait to get our business up and sputtering again. Ready to help those helpless...

  [stepping into him] 

  Cordelia : But, just so we understand each other... You and I? We're not friends.

  [Angel stares at her, stunned, unsure of what to say] 

• Cordelia : So what do you think?

  Lorne : [about her singing]  I think your friend should reconsider the name "Harmony".

• Cordelia : [on phone with Willow]  Ohhh! Harmony's a vampire? That's why she- Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

  [giggles and chuckling wryly] 

  Cordelia : All this time, I thought she was a great big lesbo...!

  [long pause while Willow says something] 

  Cordelia : Oh, yeah? Really? Well... that's great. Good for you!

  Willow Rosenberg : [into the phone]  Thanks for the affirmation. Cordelia, Harmony's very dangerous. You have to get out of there.

• Cordelia : You got a place to stay?

  Harmony Kendall : [with a sly smile]  You offering?

  Cordelia : Do I have to say it?

  Harmony Kendall : Yeah!

  Cordelia : Okay, you're coming home with me.

  [starting to head out] 

  Cordelia : I hope you don't mind the couch.

• Cordelia : [to Wesley]  Hey, I told you, Harmony is my friend and I trust her completely. Harmony can stay here.

  Harmony Kendall : [nervous]  I don't want to stay here alone with the ghost.

• Angel : Harmony will turn on you.

  Cordelia : Why? Because you did?

  Angel : Because it's her nature. She's a vampire.

  Cordelia : So are you.

  Angel : She doesn't have a soul.

  Cordelia : Oh. That's it, is it? You're better than her because you have a soul.

  Angel : [not defensive]  Well... yeah.

  Cordelia : I noticed yours didn't get in the way of betraying the people who work with you. Who cared about you. And, you know, you didn't just betray me, Angel. You didn't just hurt me... You gave away my clothes!

  Angel : [hoping this will help]  To the needy...

  Cordelia : I am the needy!

• Cordelia : [Harmony, now a vampire sneaks into Cordelia's room]  Harmony, what are you doing in my...

  Harmony Kendall : Nothing.

  Cordelia : Harmony...?

  Harmony Kendall : I'm sorry. I... thought I could... control myself... I thought I could resist these urges...

  Cordelia : Urges...?

  Harmony Kendall : You have no idea how hard it is to stay away from you. I mean, seeing you there, looking so... so luscious.

  Cordelia : Oh...

  [Cordelia takes a moment, then suddenly it dawns on her that Harmony is a lesbian] 

  Cordelia : Ohh! You're a...

  Harmony Kendall : [Harmony turns back barely able to look at her]  I should have told you. I was scared... Scared that if you found out... what I was... , you'd kill me.

  Cordelia : Oh, no! Harmony... God, you really think I'm that narrow-minded? I don't care about that.

  Harmony Kendall : [squinting]  You... You don't?

  Cordelia : No. Not as long as you're happy.

  Harmony Kendall : [Harmony snorts, bitterly]  Happy, what's that? The last time I remember being truly happy was back in school with you.

  [disgusted] 

  Harmony Kendall : Now, here I am, taking advantage of you.

  Cordelia : No. It's just... It's just that I had no idea that you... , you know... thought of me... that way.

  Harmony Kendall : I don't! I swear. I just... Well, I haven't had any for a while and... Forget it.

  [she gets up and moves to the door] 

  Harmony Kendall : This is stupid. I'll just go back to the couch. I'm sorry really.

  Cordelia : Don't be. If you want to stay and talk...

  Harmony Kendall : No, I'd better... You know, I'd appreciate it if you didn't, mention this to anyone.

  Cordelia : It's our secret.

  [Harmony smiles gratefully and closes the door] 

• Cordelia : [Cordelia talking to Willow on the phone about Harmony]  How come you guys didn't tell me about Harmony? Sunnydale's that far away, you couldn't afford a little phone call?

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  Harmony?

  [she spits toothpaste into her towel] 

  Willow Rosenberg : What about Harmony?

  Cordelia : [on the phone]  She's here, in L.A.

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  Yikes. Big yikes! What happened? Did she come after you?

  Cordelia : [on the phone]  Geeyeah. She practically attacked me in my bedroom last night.

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  Your bedroom? How did she...?

  Cordelia : [on the phone]  While I was sleeping. Good thing I woke up, too. She was ready to jump me right there. But, I think she got the message that I don't go for that sort of stuff when I shot her down.

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  You wounded her?

  Cordelia : [on the phone]  She'll get over it. I never should have invited her to stay with me.

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  Say what?

  Cordelia : [on the phone]  Yeah, I know. Awkward much?

  Willow Rosenberg : [on the phone]  Cordelia! Okay. We're all clear on the fact that Harmony is a vampire, right?

• Cordelia : [after Harmony blows up the computer]  Come on, Harm.

  [Cordelia takes Harmony's arm and leads her away] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Such a fitting nickname. Bloody hell.

• Cordelia : Harmony... , I have to go. Work stuff. You okay here?

  Harmony Kendall : You kidding? Free blood. And potato skins.

  [regarding the karaoke list] 

  Harmony Kendall : Hey, I'm thinking about doing another number. What do you think: "Candle In The Wind" or "Princess Diana Candle In The Wind"?

  Cordelia : Go nuts. Do 'em both.

• Cordelia : Do you know how scared I was you were on your way to becoming Angelus *again*? Imagine what could have happened if you'd gone nuts and slept with Darla.

  Angel : [eyes darting evasively]  You know I would never do that.

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I took the liberty of providing you with a new working space.

  Angel : Great.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [Angel starts to go. Wesley stops him with]  And I'd love a cup of coffee.

  Angel : [wryly appreciates the joke]  That's, that's very funny.

  Cordelia : [Now, Cordelia passes in front of Angel saying]  Two sugars in mine.

  Charles Gunn : Mocha cappuccino, here.

  Angel : [Slowly realizes they're not kidding, his smile fades and he turns to get coffees]  Man, atonement's a bitch.

• Cordelia : [talking about Harmony]  So, you just thought you'd bust into my house and kill my friend without giving her a chance to explain herself?

  [Angel and Wesley share a look] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Yeah.

  Angel : Pretty much.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : That was the plan.

  Cordelia : Holster your guns, boys. She came to me for help.

  [pause as she let's that sink in] 

  Cordelia : That's what we do, right? Help?

• Cordelia Chase : [Cordelia holds clothing Angel had bought her as forgiveness]  Oh my God! These are gorgeous! You have the most amazing taste. You have like a gay man's taste, and that's saying something. I love them so much.

• Cordelia : [to Gunn]  Not the Muppet, dumb ass...!