Irene Molloy: Wendy McKay

Quotes 

• Jessica Green : [listening to Jessica's neighbor the therapist through an airvent]  Man! This woman has issues with men!

  Wendy McKay : I have issues with men. This chick's the bald eagle of nutballs.

• Jessica Green : [Jessica is being accused of sexual harassment by Todd]  That's wasn't harassment, that was just a friendly little slap on the ass.

  Wendy McKay : Jessica, 'harassment' has the word 'ass' right in the middle of it. It's like the guys who made it up were trying to give you a big clue.

• Jessica : Hey, Wendy, you know how you've been listening in on Keith and Byron's phone calls? Well, you got busted. You have to stop or they'll fire you. It's against company guidelines.

  Wendy McKay : What? How did they find out?

  Jessica : They listen in on everyone's phone calls.