- Gomer Pyle: What a dumb trick! This is the dumbest trick! Barney, don't you ever call me dumb again!
- Deputy Barney Fife: [Barney is trying to keep Andy from going home to dress for dinner] Well, it's a whim. Are you going to question a whim? You question a whim and you take the fun right out of it!
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, would it kill the whim if I just take a shower and put on some clean socks and underwear?
- Deputy Barney Fife: Sure it will! It's not a whim anymore if you put on clean underwear!
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: I don't understand it. But I guess a fellow shouldn't question when he's getting a free supper.
- Deputy Barney Fife: That's right! Don't look a gift horse in the mouth! Can you let me have $5?