The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Horse Trader (1961)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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[Opie's about to trade licorice seeds, which he knows are a sham, to a classmate for roller skates]
Andy Taylor : Uh, you know that, uh, that you've been taught the Golden Rule: "Do unto others as you would have 'em do unto you?"
Opie Taylor : Yes, Pa.
Andy Taylor : Huh. You think you've been followin' that rule?
Opie Taylor : Sure! Tommy did it unto me and now I'm doin' it unto Jerry!
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Opie Taylor : What's the matter, Pa?
Andy Taylor : The matter is that I got a idea about the idea Jerry got about that cuff link bein' a button off of General George Washington's uniform and the idea I got is that it's just barely possible that the idea Jerry got coulda come from you. How 'bout it?
Opie Taylor : Well...
Andy Taylor : Now, come on. Tell me the truth. I don't wantcha lyin' to me on top of everything else.
Opie Taylor : Okay. It's barely possible.
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Andy Taylor : Barney, I'll tell you the truth: you are a bird in this world.
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Andy Taylor : Well, that crack right there came from a direct hit whilst Teddy Roosevelt was a-draggin' her up San Juan Hill.
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Andy Taylor : Well, bucket mouth, you know anybody that wants to buy a cannon?