The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
The Big House (1963)
Don Knotts: Barney Fife
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Quotes
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[shouting to two prisoners]
Barney Fife : Now here at "The Rock" we have two basic rules. Memorize them so that you can say them in your sleep. The first rule is... Obey all rules. Secondly, do not write on the walls, as it takes a lot of work to erase writing off of walls.
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Gomer Pyle : [spotting two guys hiding in the alley] Shazam! We better call the police.
Barney Fife : We ARE the police, you and me.
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Barney Fife : [hearing that professional criminals will be brought to their jail] I'm gonna show 'em we're on our toes out here, that the Mayberry jail matches any big-time pen they've ever served time in.
Andy Taylor : Barney, there's no need...
Barney Fife : First of all, we're gonna get rid of all these extra frills. We give 'em just what they get in the big house - one cot, one blanket, one cracked mirror, period.
