- Andy Taylor: Since Otis started doing his drinking in Mt. Pilot, about the only customers I have are a couple of fat old spiders.
- Opie Taylor: Pa's just telling us how he pitched a no-hit game against Mt. Pilot high.
- Goober Pyle: The one we lost 10 to nothin'?
- Opie Taylor: Lost? How could you lose a no-hit game?
- Goober Pyle: He walked 17 men.