- Goober Pyle: Hey, Andy
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Hi, Goob
- Goober Pyle: I got Aunt Bee's car in tip-top shape.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Oh, good.
- Goober Pyle: What are you doin' with a Raleigh paper?
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Readin' it.
- Goober Pyle: Andy, that's yesterday's paper.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: I know it.
- Goober Pyle: You know that's not as stupid as it looks, readin' a day-old paper. I do it myself sometimes - kinda gives you a sense of power, don't it? I mean knowing how everything's gonna come out.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: I'm-I'm looking for the announcement of the auto show in Raleigh; it opened yesterday.
- Goober Pyle: Well, you want to know where it's at? It's at the convention hall all weekend. Who's going to the auto show, Andy?
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Well, Aunt Bee wants to see the new models; she's thinking of trading in her old car.
- Goober Pyle: That's a good thing - that car is on its last leg.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: You said it was in tip-top shape.
- Goober Pyle: That's before I knew she was going to trade it in.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: She's just thinking of trading it in; she might keep it.
- Goober Pyle: Well, it's still got plenty of miles on it.
- Sheriff Andy Taylor: Anybody ever tell you you're a straw in the wind?
- Goober Pyle: No. A feller in the service called me a hayseed though. I let him have it.