The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Christmas Story (1960)
Will Wright: Ben Weaver
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Quotes
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Barney Fife : Bringin' in a prisoner, Sheriff!
Andy Taylor : Well, what happened?
Barney Fife : Parked his car in front of a fire plug. I wrote him out a ticket and you know what he did?
Andy Taylor : What?
Barney Fife : Tore it up in teeny, little pieces! That's what he did!
Andy Taylor : Wait a minute. Did you do like Barney said, Ben?
Ben Weaver : What if I did?
Andy Taylor : Well, that's contempt of the law. I hope you got yourself a good explanation.
Ben Weaver : I have.
Andy Taylor : Yeah? What is it?
Ben Weaver : I got contempt for the law around here!
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Andy Taylor : I tell ya the truth, if a fella was tryin' to get hisself into jail, he couldn't do a better job than...
Ben Weaver : Oh, you're crazy! Why would I do a fool thing like that?
Andy Taylor : Yeah. Why would you, Ben?
