- Goober Pyle: [doing his Cary Grant impersonation] Judy! Judy! Judy!
- Andy Taylor: Good, Goob, but Cary Grant wasn't in "Picnic".
- Helen Crump: It was William Holden who was in "Picnic".
- Goober Pyle: I can't do William Holden. He talks like everybody else.
- Barney Fife: Let's go! Let's get out of here and let 'em get back to whatever they were doin'. You just go back and do whatever you were doin'. What were you doin'?
- Andy Taylor: Barn!