American Dad! (TV Series)
Deacon Stan, Jesus Man (2005)
Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith
Quotes
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Hayley Smith : Wait, I recognize you. You're that amoral puppet master behind George W. Bush!
Karl Rove : [flattered] Thank you.
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Stanley Smith : [to Roger] You knocked up my boy?
Roger : I warned you I was going through my reproductive cycIe. Oh, and FYI, honey, Steve came onto me.
Stanley Smith : [to Hayley] How couId you do this to me? This is what happens when you give it up for free.
Hayley Smith : Why are you yelling at me?
Stanley Smith : I figured you'd be in this situation, so that's what I prepared for!
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Hayley Smith : Steve, are you sure you want to have this child?
Steve Smith : Yeah, I guess so. Roger, what do you say? You ready, partner?
Roger : [slurred] Oh, yeah. Fatherhood. Jazzed. It's not Iike I wanted to do anything with my life, like Iearn to surf or go to JerusaIem.
Steve Smith : Are you drunk?
Roger : Get used to it!
[slams the door]
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Steve Smith : Uh, Mom? Dad? I think I'm pregnant.
[lifts up his shirt to show his pregnant stomach]
Hayley Smith : You can't be pregnant! You're a virgin... and a boy!
Steve Smith : Tell that to my swollen ankles and tender nipples!