- John Cage: I can't believe it! You're lip-synching your response!
- Richard Fish: I had a lot to say. I wanted to make sure I...
- John Cage: And you can't give it to me LIVE?
- Richard Fish: Nobody does their best work LIVE.
- [after hearing that Ally broke up with Glenn]
- Elaine Vassal: Oh, Ally, I just want you to know that I am here for you.
- Ally McBeal: Yes, and what am I gonna do about that?
- Judge Seymore Walsh: Nobody has rights. People have privileges and those privileges are lost when they violate the law.