Carroll O'Connor: Archie Bunker

Quotes 

• Mr. Ruskin : I'm having some regulatory problems.

  Archie : Oh, just try some Epsom salts. Works for me.

• Archie Bunker : Here's my argaroll socks straight from California, made in Taiwan.

• Archie Bunker : And remember, don't talk to strangers unless you know them very well.

• Edith Bunker : Stephie, you can stay with us forever.

  Archie Bunker : Not after she get's married. I've had enough of son in-laws under this roof.

• Archie : I'm gonna wallop her behind and make it look like two Jap flags.

• [Archie's socks are missing] 

  Edith : Did you look in the top drawer?

  Archie : Certainly I looked in the top drawer.

  Edith : Well they ain't in the top drawer.

• Archie Bunker : [about bug he finds in the kitchen]  There's gonna be a lot more of them things around here since Carter made friends with the Chinks.

• Archie : Hey, Kiddo, do the cockroaches come over here on the big ships or do they fly nowadays?

  Stephanie : I think the American ones are born here.

  Archie : Don't be fresh.

• Archie Bunker : You know what else has been missing lately? My little box of war memorials with my sharp-shooters badge, my good conduct medal, purple heart and that piece of Kraut shrapnel the medics took out of my butt. Now who besides you and me would like that?