All in the Family (TV Series)

Gloria Has a Belly Full (1971)

Mike Evans: Lionel Jefferson

Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : How do youse people manage to store things in them tiny bathrooms?

  Lionel Jefferson : Well, we have this little cabinet under the table and we shove our things into it. So, Mr. Bunker, why don't you shove yours.

  [Exits] 

  Archie Bunker : You know, a guy could take that two ways.

  Mike Stivic : Knowing Lionel, I'm sure he only meant it one way.

• Archie Bunker : [Lionel has brought over some food]  Let me guess: pork chops?

  Lionel Jefferson : Uh yeah, we was gonna bring some watermelon too, but they's out of season.