- [Edith discovers that Archie has been seeing another woman]
- Edith Bunker: I don't want to be a Bunker.
- Archie Bunker: If my dead father was alive to hear that, it would kill him.
- [Archie is apologising for seeing another woman]
- Archie Bunker: You got to believe me Edith, nothing was ever constipated.