All in the Family (TV Series)

Archie in the Lock-Up (1971)

Mike Evans: Lionel Jefferson

Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : Wait a minute, Lionel, you have a cousin who's a cop? I never heard about that.

  Lionel Jefferson : Yeah, well he's the white sheep of the family.

• Edith Bunker : There ain't nothing on right now but the Newlywed Game.

  Lionel Jefferson : But they might interrupt if there's an important bulletin...

  Edith Bunker : Oh, I don't think they're ALLOWED to interrupt the Newlywed Game!