Alice (TV Series)

The Odd Couple (1977)

Beth Howland: Vera Louise Gorman

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• Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : When Curly Norris drove me to my trailer this mornin', a terrible thing had happened while I was gone. I couldn't believe it! Curly couldn't believe it either!

  Mel Sharples : Your waterbed froze?

  Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : No! My trailer was robbed!

  Alice Hyatt : What?

  Vera Louise Gorman : You're kidding!

  Alice Hyatt : Whaddaya mean, robbed?

  Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : Robbed!

  Mel Sharples : What'd they take?

  Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : My whole house! Some turkey towed away my trailer!

  Vera Louise Gorman : Are you sure it's missing?

  Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : Vera, when y'go up t'open the front door and there ain't no front door, it don't take a genius to figure out that the house is gone!

• Vera Louise Gorman : Did you call the sheriff?

  Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : Yes.

  Alice Hyatt : The cops'll find it, honey.

  Vera Louise Gorman : I hope you gave them a good description of your trailer.

  Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : They all know it.

• Mel Sharples : How many trailers have mirrored ceilings?

  Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : Mel, kiss my grits! I told the sheriff I'd offer a real special reward for whoever found it.

  Alice Hyatt : Yeah? I'll bet three squad cars smashed into each other trying to be the first outta the station!

  Vera Louise Gorman : Well, whatever the reward was I'll double it.

  Mel Sharples : That'll call off the search.

• Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : All I've got left in the world is what's in them two bags. Well, no point in cryin' about it, I guess they'll find it.

  Alice Hyatt : Listen, Floey, stay with me till they find your trailer, huh?

  Florence Jean 'Flo' Castleberry : Oh, honey, you're crowded enough.

  Vera Louise Gorman : Flo's right. There's an old saying: "Guests and fish begin to stink after three days."