- Ali G: So, if this show teach you anything, it should teach you how to respek everyone: animals, children, bitches, spazmos, mingers, lezzers, fatty boombahs, and even gaylords. So, to all you lot watching this, but mainly to the normal people, respek. West side.
- [Ali G is showing a producer his version of James Bond, which shows him saving a girl from some thugs and then having sex with her]
- Girl: By the way, I didn't get your name.
- Ali G: The name be James Bond, 'JAMES' Bond.
- Ali G: What was it like being the head of the NYPD?
- Daryl Gates: Not NY, LAPD.
- Ali G: Well, you say tomato, I say potato.
- Borat: Yagshemash. In U.S. and A., very rich people like to drink wine. It is like Kazakhi wine, but not made from fermented horses' urine.