- [afterword]
- Self - Host: I'm sorry to say that Honest Alfred's Cold War Surplus Store has been forced to close. Our buyers just didn't keep up their monthly payments and it was rather difficult for us to get in touch with them after they got into orbit. Here's news from a more successful entrepreneur, after which I shall return.
- [commercial]
- Self - Host: By the way, those of you who witnessed tonight's crime will be glad to learn that the party who perpetrated it has been justly punished. I refer not to the recent commercial, but to John Forbes' murder of his wife. When I last heard, the person responsible for the commercial was still at large. The big ones always get away. Next week, I shall be back with another story. Until then, good night.
- [introduction - Hitchcock is sitting under a sign reading 'Honest Alfred']
- Self - Host: Good evening, television viewers. Before we continue with tonight's motion picture, allow me to call your attention to some of the bargains available in our used rocket division down at Honest Alfred's. All our rockets are late one-owner models with very low mileage. In fact, some never even got off the ground. They're also simple to operate provided you know how to count to one. Listen to these typical bargains: "Avant-garde rocket, complete with extras. This exceptional bargain traveled only 250 miles before falling into the water off Cape Canaveral." Or perhaps you'd be interested in a late-model Thor which still has the original mouse in its nose cone. But now for our movie. It is a one-minute condensation of a 1935 hit.