- Older Pete Wrigley: Scientists have proven that the amount of elbow a dad has out the window is directly proportionate to how full of himself he is.
- Older Pete Wrigley: One car game the king didn't seem to mind was something called 'Road Kill Auto Bingo'.
- Little Pete Wrigley: [splat sound] Direct hit. A... a... Gopher?... no... a snake.
- Older Pete Wrigley: Mom thought the game was sick but Dad always said that sacrificing their life on the open road was the highest honor a lower life form could ever receive.