- Little Pete Wrigley: [introducing band members] On bass guitar, her head maybe filled with numbers but her veins throb with gasoline. She's Elma 'Cooter' Fingerwood.
- Miss Fingerwood: [after playing an introduction on guitar] Heart times soul equals Rock and Roll.
- Little Pete Wrigley: [introducing band members] On drums a kid who's wanted in twenty-one states for the crime of Rocking. Clem 'Mutton Chop' Lanello.
- Clem Lanell: [after playing an introduction on drums] My Daddy was a rattlesnake and my Momma wore a six-gun.
- Don Wrigley: Pete, it's time you and I had a little talk. You know... father to son?
- Little Pete Wrigley: That's ok. Artie and I already had that talk.
- [Joyce, overhearing, gasps and faints]