The Addams Family (TV Series)
The Addams Policy (1966)
Eddie Quillan: Mr. Digby
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Quotes
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Mr. Digby : Oh, it must have been a dream, I thought I was in the electric chair.
Morticia Addams : The chair isn't electric, but Uncle Fester is.
Uncle Fester : Yeah, I'm really hot today!
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Gomez Addams : Well, speak up, old man, you have our bear, haven't you?
Mr. Digby : Well yes, and no.
Morticia Addams : I like a man who comes right to the point.
Mr. Digby : Mr. Addams, we simply can't find a bear that big.
Gomez Addams : That's absurd, there are thousands of them running all over Alaska!
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Mr. Joe Digby : [looking at a pile of ashes] I don't want to quibble but how do I know that was a bear?
Morticia Addams : Well, let's use simple logic. Does it look like an antelope?
Mr. Joe Digby : No.
Morticia Addams : A zebra?
Mr. Joe Digby : No.
Morticia Addams : A giraffe?
Mr. Joe Digby : No.
[later]
Morticia Addams : An elephant?
Mr. Joe Digby : No.
Morticia Addams : A tiger?
[much later]
Mr. Joe Digby : No.
Morticia Addams : A camel?
Mr. Joe Digby : No.
Morticia Addams : A gorilla?
Mr. Joe Digby : Well, uh... No! No!
Morticia Addams : Well, then it must be a bear.
Gomez Addams : Querida, with your incisive mind you should be on the supreme court.
Morticia Addams : [considering it] I do love those black robes.
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Gomez Addams : We don't want money. What we want is another bear.
Morticia Addams : What else could possibly go with our decor?
Mr. Joe Digby : The bear may be a little hard to come by. How about a lion?
Morticia Addams : We already have one.
Mr. Joe Digby : Stuffed?
Morticia Addams : Well, he is after he's had his dinner.