The Addams Family (TV Series)
Gomez, the Cat Burglar (1965)
Carolyn Jones: Morticia Addams
Photos
Quotes
-
Morticia Addams : Uncle Fester, Gomez just went out sleepwalking.
Uncle Fester : Nice night for it.
-
Morticia Addams : Then he came home at four o'clock this morning with mud all over his shoes.
Uncle Fester : Well, that's better than lipstick all over his shirt.
-
Gomez Addams : Speaking of tracks, I had the most fascinating dream last night. I dreamt I was walking along a dark street and I stepped into a mud puddle with my new shoes.
Morticia Addams : The ones you got for our wedding?
Gomez Addams : The very ones.
[Gomez holds out his foot to show his shoes and they're caked in dried mud]
Gomez Addams : Now that's what I call a realistic dream.
-
Grandmama Addams : I know what's causing Gomez trouble.
Morticia Addams : You do?
Grandmama Addams : It's that yak stew of mine. I just remembered, his father used to react the same way. That's why I quit making it.
-
Gomez Addams : [posing as grandfather Alonzo Addams] My granddaughter is the Sherlock Holmes of the Ladies Literary League.
Morticia Addams : Oh! Oh, yes, eh... ehm... elementary, my dear Watson. Eh, cherchez la femme!
Gomez Addams : Tish, that's French.
[grabs her arm and starts kissing it]
Morticia Addams : Grandfather, please!
-
Morticia Addams : Oh, it looks like dear Gomez overdid it again. Too much of Mama's stew.
Grandmama Addams : Just like his father. Mr. Addams loved my yak gravy on glutton bread.
Morticia Addams : Mama, isn't that "gluten" bread?
Grandmama Addams : Huh-uh. Not the way he ate it.
-
Morticia Addams : [slowly] Uncle Fester, I want you to accompany me to the storeroom. I'd like a word with the man who never sleeps.
-
Morticia Addams : As I always say, "When you need help, call the police."