The Addams Family (TV Series)

Addams Cum Laude (1966)

Allyn Joslyn: Sam Hilliard

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• Gomez Addams : Hilliard, old bean, you just sort of dropped out of sight.

  Mr. Hilliard : I certainly tried.

  Gomez Addams : You're the only truant officer our children ever missed.

  Morticia Addams : We did wonder if you were still with the public school system.

  Mr. Hilliard : No, no, that didn't work out, thanks to you.

  Gomez Addams : Our pleasure, old man, and a shrewd move on your part, too.

• Gomez Addams : You do remember our remarkable offspring?

  Mr. Hilliard : Pugsley and Wednesday... names that haunt even my happiest hours.

  Morticia Addams : Dear Mr. Hilliard, what a lovely compliment.

• Sam L. Hilliard : [hearing that the Addams are waiting in the outer lobby to see him]  Miss Ames, I just remembered a dental appointment, and I can hardly wait to get there.

• Morticia Addams : Ah, Mr. Hilliard, how nice of you to drop by.

  Mr. Hilliard : Drop by? I was brutally kidnapped by that one-man goon squad!

  Gomez Addams : Same old Hilliard, he can charm the birds out of the trees...