Action (TV Series)

Twelfth Step to Hell (1999)

Jay Mohr: Peter Dragon

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• Peter Dragon : Jim. We're going to hell.

  Jim Maxwell : I know.

  Peter Dragon : At least I ain't walking.

• Peter Dragon : [discussing the product placement of cigarettes in a film]  You want me to sell cancer... to children?

  Jim Maxwell : Yes.

  Peter Dragon : For *under* three million dollars?

• Peter Dragon : You know why God invented the theater? So the *ugly* actor would have a place to work!

• Peter Dragon : If we don't let druggies and drunks make movies, everybody'd be standing in line to watch three Amish people milk a goat.

• Holden Van Dorn : Peter, my counselor says that I'm an addict, ok?

  Peter Dragon : Yeah, in here you're an addict, ok, but on a Hollywood sound stage you're a tortured genius who takes frequent naps.

• Scott Wolf : Peter, I looked totally in proportion on Party of Five.

  Peter Dragon : Yeah, how did they do that? What are you sitting on a phone book, or...

  Scott Wolf : Well, special sets, camera angels, and Neve Campbell is only 3 foot 8.

  Peter Dragon : Hm, I'd still do her.

  Scott Wolf : I'm kidding.

  Peter Dragon : I'm not.

• Scott Wolf : Peter, I've seen more ass in the last two months than you've seen in your entire life.

  Peter Dragon : 'Course you have, 'cause your eyes are at ass level.

• Peter Dragon : Come on, I read the Bible.

  Wendy Ward : You did not. When did you read the Bible?

  Peter Dragon : I read the part about Jesus and the, the whore, Marlee Matlin, right?