- Effie Stephanidis: Oh Ricky, Ricky, how are you? But Jim won't let us!
- Ricardo 'Ricky' Martinez: He's the boss.
- Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: Don't degrade yourself before a man.
- Effie Stephanidis: Why shouldn't I?
- Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: Look. Effie, you and Sophie can help me with the games, okay? Look what I've got. Ethical Pursuit.
- Effie Stephanidis: Ethnical Pursuit. So what have you got against wogs, Liz?
- Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: Not Ethnical. Ethical. It's a game for thinking women.
- Effie Stephanidis: How embarrassment!
- Sophie: Oh, and the girls chipped in and got you a Carlos.
- Gina: What's a Carlos.
- Effie Stephanidis: He's a stripper and he's waiting outside!
- Elizabeth 'Liz' Wilson: Oh no, you don't. You tell this stripper Carlos to go home.
- Effie Stephanidis: Why should I?