Absolutely Fabulous (TV Series)
Menopause (2001)
Joanna Lumley: Patsy
Quotes
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Jobo : [to the MO group members] Come on sisters. We're getting nowhere.
[stands]
Jobo : My name is Jobo, and I'm happy to be having the menopause.
[group members clap for her]
Jobo : I have hot flashes and cramps, and sometimes when I sneeze, I pee.
Beth De Woodi : [stands up] Beth De Woodi. The sands of time are trickling through my hour glass!
Patsy Stone : [raising her hand] Patsy Stone. I hope you're wearing thick underpants!
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Patsy Stone : [on the phone] Hello, Alex? This is the mood board for next edition: Sex! Bitch! Aristo!..
Edina : Punk!
Patsy Stone : ...Sex! Punk! Whore! Bitch!...
Edina : Prossie!
Patsy Stone : ...Prossie! Lessie! Tart!...
Edina : Slut!
Patsy Stone : ...Slut! Oh, but Alex, Alex? -- With lovely shoes.