ALF (TV Series)
Shake, Rattle and Roll (1989)
Max Wright: Willie Tanner
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Quotes
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Willie Tanner : Have you ever heard of catastrophic expectations?
ALF : Of course, it's a Melmacian dating service.
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Brian Tanner : What about food?
Willie Tanner : We have a two-week supply of food. We have peanut butter, we have granola bars evaporated milk, canned meat, fish...
[finds box empty]
Willie Tanner : We had a two-week supply of peanut butter granola bars, evaporated milk, canned meat and fish.
ALF : It was nowhere near a two-week supply. I ate it in 37 minutes.
Willie Tanner : ALF, those were our survival rations.
ALF : And I survived. Now, you know they work.
Willie Tanner : [dictates to Kate] Restock foodstuffs. Padlock foodstuffs.