- Stevie Faith: I am not a party animal, I'm a party reptile.
- Murdock: And after that comes party criminal.
- Stevie Faith: And finally, at three in the morning, zonked out on the couch:
- Stevie Faith, Murdock: Party vegetable!
- Murdock: [giving each other a high five] Yeah!
- Joe Skrylow: But just who are you guys?
- Murdock: [Mr. Rogers voice] We're your new neighbors.
- Joe Skrylow: All four of ya? So you guy's aren't, uh...
- [makes a fey hand gesture]
- B.A. Baracus: He ain't talkin' 'bout what I think he's talkin' 'bout is he?
- Hannibal Smith: Uh, we're all recently divorced. We all decided to live together to share expenses.
- Joe Skrylow: [admiring B.A.'s machine gun] Hey, that's a really nice home defence weapon. Were you guys in the military?
- Hannibal Smith: 'Nam.
- Joe Skrylow: Yeah. Sorry I missed that picnic.
- Stevie Faith: Woody, this is a really evil thing you're doing. There's a karma shift here that could spell your doom.
- Faceman: Yeah, she's got a point!
- Stevie Faith: What time is it?
- Faceman: Uh it's 8 o' clock in the morning,
- [looks at Stevi in her nightgown]
- Faceman: and I must say...
- Stevie Faith: Aw man, it's the middle of the night.
- [closes the door on him]
- Murdock: [B.A. and Murdock have to be roommates] Oh come on, Big Guy, it'll be fun, we can read under the covers and just SCOOT out of the window after curfew.
- B.A. Baracus: I'ma throw YOU out the window after curfew! You ain't no quiet roommate!
- Hannibal Smith: [taking Stevi's arm] Be it ever so humbled.
- Woody Stone: [to Stevie] It's like when you're a kid and you go to the beach, spend all day making the perfect sandcastle, then it's time to go home, you stomp the castle down so no other kid can play with it. That's what you are, I made it and it was mine to destroy.