- Gen. Hunt Stockwell: You're going to be flying into East Berlin and bring him out.
- "B.A." Baracus: Flying into where?
- H.M. Murdock: East Berlin. It's just east of West Berlin.
- "Hannibal": You remember how quickly you struck up a conversation with that West German ambassador last year?
- "Faceman": Sure, I happen to know one traveling salesman joke in German, but I don't even understand the punchline!
- Frankie Santana: 'Scuse me, why is Murdock playing with his underwear?
- "B.A." Baracus: Some fool paying him to do it.