- "B.A." Baracus: [to Murdock, who is becoming unresponsive] Come on, Murdock, I ain't gonna let you die, man, you' my friend.
- Tawnia Baker: Face, the uniform wil never work. Decker will recognize you the moment you walk in. Are you listening to me? You go in there and you'll be on the first flight to Leavenworth.
- Face: Listen, without those medical supplies Murdock is dead so it doesn't matter what the risk is, does it? Besides, people very seldom look at what's right under their nose, right?
- Tawnia Baker: Face, are you listening to me? You go in there and you'll be on the first flight to Leavenworth.
- Face: Listen, without those medical supplies, Murdock is dead, so it doesn't matter what the risk is, now does it? And, like you said, the worst that could happen is I go to prison. Not exactly my idea of little fun in the sun, but eh, the hours are regular, the food's plentiful and there's plenty of starch in the shirts.
- Tawnia Baker: Face, you're amazing! I can't believe you pulled it off.
- Face: Well, green always was my lucky color!
- 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [singing, after being shot and losing a lot of blood] Will you still love me, when I'm gone?
- "B.A." Baracus: Man ain't talking right, Hannibal, but now he REALLY ain't talking right.
- 'Howling Mad' Murdock: You better get out of here, Hannibal. If you're going to leave me, then leave me.
- Hannibal: Murdock, we're a team, we either leave together, or not at all.
- Tax Accountant Artie Simmons: What happened to you?
- Face: [posing as 'Bareclaw' Jones] Well, I've been lookin' for the big one. Yeah, only, he found me.
- Tax Accountant Artie Simmons: Who found you?
- Face: Old Luke.
- Tax Accountant Artie Simmons: Luke?
- Face: Yeah, a griz. Big, ugly, mean, Yeah, I've been after him for a year.
- Tax Accountant Artie Simmons: I told you there were bears around here!
- Face: Bears? We ain't talking bears, we're talking Bears!
- [points to his eyepatch]
- Face: What do you think, I got this from winking too much? No sirree, Old Luke gave me this. I'd show you fellers what's under this eh, patch, only you fellers probably just had lunch.
- Col. Decker: Captain, have you ever wondered why the A-Team manages to slip past us?
- Capt. Crane: They're good, sir.
- Col. Decker: Ah, they're the best. They think as one, feel as one and act as one. But... with a wounded man in their midst, they cease to be that. The good of the united becomes the good of an individual. And that will be they're undoing.
- Tawnia Baker: Face, do you think Murdock will be all right? He's lost so much blood...
- Faceman": Eh, Murdock, he's tough! Like a piece of rawhide. One that's just got out of therapy. Yeah, he's got the kind of strength that counts.
- [points to his forehead]
- Faceman": Don't you worry about Murdock. A few weeks and eh, he won't be able to distinguish reality from a couple of breadsticks.
- Tax Accountant Richie Hauser: [faced with two of Decker's MP's] Whoa, don't shoot, we're tax accountants!
- Tax Accountant Artie Simmons: Right, I guess you guys are looking for old...
- Tax Accountant Richie Hauser: Luke!
- Tax Accountant Artie Simmons: Luke, right, the grizzly?
- Tax Accountant Artie Simmons: [the MP lowers his riffle and walks off] May- maybe not.
- 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [after being shot] I feel like I got a finger poking me in the back, did I get it in the back or the front?